"Tick tock Smiles~" Angel said in a sickling sweet tone as the hem was nearly at his waists by now. That lacey black thong looked hauntingly familiar. "I'm goin' to whip the whole thing off if ya don't hurry~ One...... Two.... Thr-"
Just as he was about to hoist the skimpy uniform up and over his head in one foul swoop, Angel's luck had ran out and that blasted phone buzzed in Alastor's claws. Motherfuck-
The little screen lit up as the notification flashed across the porn star's lockscreen. Whose image appeared to be of him taking a stealth selfie of himself with a giant shit eating grin and something red distorted by static against his chest. But the black text box in the center of the screen made it hard to make out. In bold white letters it clearly read as:
15 Missed Messages from 'Limp Dick Shiteater' Limp Dick Shiteater: Don't ignore me, Angel Cakes. My patience is thin.
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Just as he was about to hoist the skimpy uniform up and over his head in one foul swoop, Angel's luck had ran out and that blasted phone buzzed in Alastor's claws. Motherfuck-
The little screen lit up as the notification flashed across the porn star's lockscreen. Whose image appeared to be of him taking a stealth selfie of himself with a giant shit eating grin and something red distorted by static against his chest. But the black text box in the center of the screen made it hard to make out. In bold white letters it clearly read as:
15 Missed Messages from 'Limp Dick Shiteater'
Limp Dick Shiteater: Don't ignore me, Angel Cakes. My patience is thin.