"Oh come on!" Husk threw his hands up in the air. "Why the fuck does that sexless deer get to see naked tit more often than me?! It's almost like the bastard is one of my punishments!"

Seriously, for someone most of the population Hell spent their every breathing moment hoping they didn't run into, there were some real freaks out there (not even in Cannibal Colony) who wanted to jump Alastor's bones. He would know. He used to be one of them.