Fully expecting the see the deer flush and sputter at his offer, Angel sat there feeling a bit cocky. And even if Alastor did agree, he was just going to plant a kiss on the cheek and tease the ever loving shit out of him for thinking anything else. But little did the spider know that the joke was on mother fucking him. Imagine to his complete and utter surprise when the radio host without hesitation reached up to pull him down to kiss him square on the lips. Needless to say Angel was beside himself with shock, his eyes springing open as his brain disjointed from his body. Holy fucking shit, was this really happening right now?! Alastor was kissing him! BY HIMSELF?!

It took a moment for the porn star's brain to reboot from suffering a massive blue screen of death. But damn, Al was right. This kiss would probably rank in his top 5 worse kisses. He got A for effort but an F for execution. But hey! It was adorable that he tried. Now let a seasoned professional show you how it was done.

Angel chuckled against his lips, reaching up to cup Alastor's face pulling them apart ever so slightly. "Don't be so stiff babe. Let me show ya~"

Going in for round two, Angel gingerly coaxed the deer's head into a better angle as he brought their lips back together. Not wanting to instantly frighten him, the porn star took it slow. He gave Alastor a series of delicate pecks, filling the air with soft smacks each time their lips parted. This was definitely the most vanilla makeout session Angel has had in ages.