Uhm, care to say that again? Well that was easy for him to say, being the one who wasn't used as a landing pad. Angel's brain was bouncing around in his skull, needing a moment to process what the fuck just happened. Was he just this hung over that he was imagining things? Nope... the throbbing pain rattling around upstairs made it clear that this was happening.
Please standby as the spider reboots.
Letting out a groan, Angel reached up to rake his claws through his hair.]
Usually I'm all for a little morning grind, but the hands on my tits is making it a bit hard to breath.
[ Look, it was a great landing for Mammon anyway. He got to fall onto the floofiest bosom in the entire world. If that's not a nice landing, then he doesn't know what is! ]
Huh?— [ When Angel's voice spoke out again, Mammon let out a startled sound and quickly flung his hands in the air. His face turning about a thousand shades of red in the process. ]
[There was another long pause as Angel's mind raced. Was this really happening? If this was some sort of cosmic joke he was going to be pissed... But the annoying ring in his ears and the weight on his chest told him otherwise. Eventually, the sinner mustered up the strength to sit up to rest on his elbows to stare up at his guest.]
Ya really know how to make an entrance. [Angel mused before cocking a brow.] Why are ya here? Most importantly, how are ya here?
[ You know, someone normal might have gotten all the way off Angel by now so he could actually get up properly, but nope. Mammon decided he liked this spot, practically in angel's lap. Besides, this way, Mammon doesn't have to crane his neck up just to talk to him. He does shift a little to get more comfortable though. A sheepish grin forming on his lips when Angel asks about how he got here.
He reached up to scratch at his cheek a little, trying to figure out how to explain it. Straight forward probably works, right?? ]
Well you know how you're always bustin' our asses for bein' in a "tamer hell"? Well our "tamer hell" also comes with an asshole human sorcerer. His name is Solomon, an' if there's one way to get him to do somethin' for ya like creating a portal, it's tellin' him it leads to another version of hell where he might be able to make pacts with more powerful demons. So anyway. he's been fiddlin' with his portals, usin' me as a test dummy. An' finally poof~! We found my target~
[You know... he wasn't going to complain that Mammon was still firmly planted on his lap... for now. Though he would have preferred if he was the one on top. But hey, beggars can't be choosers.
Silently he listened to the other demon's explanation, pretending to understand what the fuck he was talking about. If it worked, it worked. Who ever this Solomon guy was... he should give him an I.O.U. for a freebie.]
Of course you were. I know Goldilocks uses you as a test dummy for his poisons... [Angel gave him a smirk.] So... I'm ya target, eh? Looks like you made a bullseye.
Heh~ I may not have the magical skills that he and Luci have but I'm pretty damn strong that's for sure.
[ That... wasn't a good thing... or maybe it was in this case. He shouldn't act like it's no big deal that his brother uses him for his experiments though?! Shaking off the thought, he gives Angel this sheepish looking grin. Okay, maybe he shouldn't have completely admitted he was absolutely gunning for Angel. But... he had a cute look on his face so maybe it was okay to admit it. ]
I may be a thief, but I'm still a demon of my word ya know.
[Angel just smirks back in return, still not believing that this was real. That he was going to snap out of it and wake up. Even so, he raised his hands to rest his forearms on the other demon's shoulder, leaning in juuuuust a smidge.]
Well what are ya waitin' for? Don't cha want to get what you came for?
[Then the spider closed his eyes going in as if to kiss him but right before their lips touched something stopped him. Shit. This was his Hell. They shouldn't be sitting out here like this. What would happen if Mammon was found? Thankfully it was still so early in the morning where the patrons of the hotel were still snug in their rooms.
Pulling back abruptly, Angel stared tensely at the entryway of the kitchen.]
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Uhm, care to say that again? Well that was easy for him to say, being the one who wasn't used as a landing pad. Angel's brain was bouncing around in his skull, needing a moment to process what the fuck just happened. Was he just this hung over that he was imagining things? Nope... the throbbing pain rattling around upstairs made it clear that this was happening.
Please standby as the spider reboots.
Letting out a groan, Angel reached up to rake his claws through his hair.]
Usually I'm all for a little morning grind, but the hands on my tits is making it a bit hard to breath.
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Huh?— [ When Angel's voice spoke out again, Mammon let out a startled sound and quickly flung his hands in the air. His face turning about a thousand shades of red in the process. ]
S-Sorry!
[ Sorta... ]
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Ya really know how to make an entrance. [Angel mused before cocking a brow.] Why are ya here? Most importantly, how are ya here?
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He reached up to scratch at his cheek a little, trying to figure out how to explain it. Straight forward probably works, right?? ]
Well you know how you're always bustin' our asses for bein' in a "tamer hell"? Well our "tamer hell" also comes with an asshole human sorcerer. His name is Solomon, an' if there's one way to get him to do somethin' for ya like creating a portal, it's tellin' him it leads to another version of hell where he might be able to make pacts with more powerful demons. So anyway. he's been fiddlin' with his portals, usin' me as a test dummy. An' finally poof~! We found my target~
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Silently he listened to the other demon's explanation, pretending to understand what the fuck he was talking about. If it worked, it worked. Who ever this Solomon guy was... he should give him an I.O.U. for a freebie.]
Of course you were. I know Goldilocks uses you as a test dummy for his poisons... [Angel gave him a smirk.] So... I'm ya target, eh? Looks like you made a bullseye.
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[ That... wasn't a good thing... or maybe it was in this case. He shouldn't act like it's no big deal that his brother uses him for his experiments though?! Shaking off the thought, he gives Angel this sheepish looking grin. Okay, maybe he shouldn't have completely admitted he was absolutely gunning for Angel. But... he had a cute look on his face so maybe it was okay to admit it. ]
I may be a thief, but I'm still a demon of my word ya know.
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Well what are ya waitin' for? Don't cha want to get what you came for?
[Then the spider closed his eyes going in as if to kiss him but right before their lips touched something stopped him. Shit. This was his Hell. They shouldn't be sitting out here like this. What would happen if Mammon was found? Thankfully it was still so early in the morning where the patrons of the hotel were still snug in their rooms.
Pulling back abruptly, Angel stared tensely at the entryway of the kitchen.]
Wait. Not here. Lets go to my room.
pls forgive the late reply!!!
[ Mammon gives him a playful grin. He doesn't realize what exactly Angel might be worrying about. ]