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[ HE KNOWS THIS SCENARIO ALL TO WELL. NEXT ANGEL WILL BE SICKING HIS THREE HEADED GIANT DOG ON HIM!

Mammon lets out the quietest of 'eeps' and sits down on the stool as quickly as possible. If he does what he's asked maybe the 'attack' won't leave him running around the city fleeing from a giant beast. ]

[Once Mammon was sitting, Angel reached up to dig through the infinite void of his titty fluff. It was only a seconds before he pulled out the tiny bauble that a mysterious stranger gifted him.]

Care to explain this?

It. Kinda looks like a crystal ball. Eheh... You thinkin' of takin' up fortune tellin' Angel? I ain't really believe in that kinda junk, but hey I'll give it ago.

[ He clears his throat loudly. ]

Ooooooh mighty Angelous~ What do you see in my future?

I see me punching you if you don't cut the shit, Mamms.

[Angel snorts at him, leveling a piercing stare at him.]

I know it was you who gave it to me. Sure as shit wasn't your brother. Only two people here know about Fat Nuggets. So spill. What is it?

[ Mammon lets out a sheepish laugh, rubbing the back of his neck. It was probably wishful thinking to think Angel would give in that easily to his stupid antics. ]

It's obvious ain't it? It's a gift.

[Some of that heat started to fizzled out as he turned the orb over in his claws.]

... Yeah but..... why?

[ Just going to make him say feelings, isn't he. Mammon lets out a soft sound, looking away as his face heats up. ]

Cause as cheesy and sappy as it is to admit, you're a pain in the ass, but a pain in the ass whos my friend. An' I sometimes occasionally do nice things for my friends. Or whatever.

Geeze who questions gifts?? You should be happy to get somethin'

[This stupid bitch does. No one does anyone something nice without strings attached. There was always a price. But it made the spider's heart twist as he closed a tight fist around the little marble. Shit, he felt himself getting emotional and he did not want Blondie to see him this way if he was trolling around somewhere.

Without explanation, the sinner demon shoved the bead back down his front for safe keeping before he reached out to snatch Mammon's wrist. Jumping to his feet, the spider tugged the other demon after him, leading him to his bedroom. Closing the door behind them, Angel had his back turned to Mammon.]

Get on the bed.

[ Mammon lets out another surprised yelp as he gets dragged off by the giant spider. It almost felt like he was getting taken through a roller coaster of feelings right now? Angel still sounded annoyed, but maybe that was just him putting up a front? Sometimes it was hard to tell with him. he hid his emotions about as much as he himself did.

After getting pulled into his room, he gives the other demon a raised eyebrow before moving to take a seat at the edge of his bed. ]

Alright?

[There was a long moment of silence as Angel continued to show Mammon only his back. Dammit, he felt so lame right now. The spider crossed both sets of arms, taking hold on himself as he sucked in a deep breath. Alright... here we go. Finally he broke the still with a somber tone.]

Mammon... I... I'm not a good person. Hell, you've known me long enough to see that. To be honest, I don't know why you hang out with me. Most days I don't even like me. [Angel's fingers coiled tighter around his arms.] Yet... you have seen how fucked up and twisted my insides are... You've put up with all my bullshit and... you're still here.

[Slowly the starlet turned around and Mammon could see how bright pink his face had gotten. His little eye marks on his cheeks were barely distinguishable hidden in all that rosy tint. For the moment, Angel kept his distance.]

Not a lot of people have done that... Fuck... I can only really think of one other person who has. [There was a beat as the sinner took a step forward, his secondary hands unfolding to take Mammon's hands.] Mamms... Guess I'm trying to say that... you're important to me.

[ What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK??? What gave Angel the right to be so soft and adorable at a time like this?? Mammon couldn't help but smile, even if he was still trying to hide his face. He grabs for Angel's hands and just holds them there. ]

I guess in nerdy ass terms my little brother would understand, I "Unlocked" a pretty difficult social link.

[Yeah... Angel was going to pretend what that meant. The spider was pretty embarrassed as it was. He... He isn't the type of all this touchy feely junk. Letting people in just signed you up for them to hurt you. Angel's brows knitted together as he fought the urge to pull away, to run, to say something shitty to return to some since of normalcy.

Instead, he stared intently down at their joined hands, giving them a light squeeze.]

Yeah well... I don't like lettin' people close. Keepin' them skin deep so they can't hurt you. I've been burnt before trustin' the wrong people. All that flirty bullshit? That ain't me... This... [Angel raised his eyes to look directly at Mammon, brushing a thumb over his knuckles.] This is me... I'm still an asshole, but I want to be real with you. Sorry I didn't get you a gift so... for fifteen minutes you can ask me anything and I have to answer, zero bullshit.

I mean I didn't even sign it. So it's not like I was really lookin' for anything in return.

[ it's less embarrassing as the Avatar of Greed when he tries his hardest not to be found out... cough. ]

But I guess if you really wanna answer questions, I shouldn't really look a gift horse in the mouth, right?

[ he gives Angel a dumb little grin, but now that he was put on the spot what did he even want to ask?? ]

Favorite kind of music, Coolest heist you ever did, If I showed you a picture of my brothers would you say who the hottest is an if you say Luci I'll punch ya, Were ya tall when you were a human? What was it like livin' in the human realm. How spicy do you like your food?

[ Yep. The dumbest questions are what came to mind. ]

[Angel cocked a brow at Mammon. Really? Those are the questions he wanted to ask. Well alright, it was his 15 minutes. Moving to sit on the bed, Angel sat Indian style beside him.]

Woah there, one at a time. [He shakes his head.] I don't know what questions I was expecting but this wasn't 'em. Eh, it's your fifteen minutes. [A beat as he tried to replay the questions.]

My favorite kind of music is jazz. You know my family was in the mob so we pulled all sorts of jobs, though I was the family fuck up so I didn't really take part in heists later on. But I was apart of a sweet bank heist before things went to shit. No promises about your brothers but I think you have a fair lead. I was pretty tall I guess when I was alive. About six feet. Pissed off my other brother who was shorter. Living in the human world was shit, but there were a few good times. And I like my food spicy where it still has flavor and doesn't fry my tongue.

[Takes a deep breath, smirking.]

Anything else?

What a mood. I'm with your brother on this one. I'm the second oldest an' like three of my younger brothers are taller than me. Eldest is too.

[ he lets out a soft hum. ]

I dunno, you put me on the spot it's hard to come up with things ya know?

My older brother is a dick. It makes me delighted knowing my height pisses him off. Fuckin'golden child.

[Angel huff to himself. Push that thought aside. Turning his attention back to Mammon, he leans forward to rest his hands on his knees.]

Tic-toc, tic-toc~ You got no burnin' questions ya want to ask~? Nows the chance ask Hell's number one porn star deeply personal questions~

You said there was someone in your family you did like didn't ya? What were they like?

[Angel's eyes blinked slowly, face softening.]

Ah... yeah... Molly. She's my twin sister. If there was anyone deserving of the name 'Angel', it would be her. I'd do anything for her. Still despite that... she also wound up riotin' in Hell with the rest of my shitty family.

When one goes down, the rest of 'em follow, it seems. She's your twin though? That's kinda cool.

Heh, what are you sayin'? I dragged everyone down? Ya know I was the one that kicked it first. O.D.ed on my names sake.

Left Molly alone...

[There was a sad look in his eyes before he shook it off, lifting his gaze with a smirk.]

Can you imagine two Angels? If you think I got great tits, you should see my sis. Though I doubt she would be your type. She's a lot more... spidery than me.

I mean it ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. Luci dragged us all down ya know.

[ He's trying to make a lighthearted joke, hoping it doesn't take the wrong way for Angel. ]

Spidery? Like Crawlin' around on her eight legs spidery?

[Angel let's out a little snort.]

Actually you aren't far all. Ya know how I got multiple arms? She has multiple legs and a spider ass that just won't quit.

[ he snorts loudly at that himself. ]

I wonder if I met her if she'd talk the same away about you.

Ha! Are ya kiddin'? She's my biggest fan. [Angel laughs, thinking a moment.] Hm... on second thought, she might be your thing. But I warn ya, if you lay a finger on her I will show you I still got my mobster roots, capiche?

No worries there. You're more likely to hafta fight off Asmo than you are me.

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