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[itsytitsyspider]

Yeah yeah, sorry I missed ya. Probably busy doin' hot girl shit. Leave me a note or whatever and I'll get back to you if I care.

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[stupidmammon]

I mean I didn't even sign it. So it's not like I was really lookin' for anything in return.

[ it's less embarrassing as the Avatar of Greed when he tries his hardest not to be found out... cough. ]

But I guess if you really wanna answer questions, I shouldn't really look a gift horse in the mouth, right?

[ he gives Angel a dumb little grin, but now that he was put on the spot what did he even want to ask?? ]

Favorite kind of music, Coolest heist you ever did, If I showed you a picture of my brothers would you say who the hottest is an if you say Luci I'll punch ya, Were ya tall when you were a human? What was it like livin' in the human realm. How spicy do you like your food?

[ Yep. The dumbest questions are what came to mind. ]

[itsytitsyspider]

[Angel cocked a brow at Mammon. Really? Those are the questions he wanted to ask. Well alright, it was his 15 minutes. Moving to sit on the bed, Angel sat Indian style beside him.]

Woah there, one at a time. [He shakes his head.] I don't know what questions I was expecting but this wasn't 'em. Eh, it's your fifteen minutes. [A beat as he tried to replay the questions.]

My favorite kind of music is jazz. You know my family was in the mob so we pulled all sorts of jobs, though I was the family fuck up so I didn't really take part in heists later on. But I was apart of a sweet bank heist before things went to shit. No promises about your brothers but I think you have a fair lead. I was pretty tall I guess when I was alive. About six feet. Pissed off my other brother who was shorter. Living in the human world was shit, but there were a few good times. And I like my food spicy where it still has flavor and doesn't fry my tongue.

[Takes a deep breath, smirking.]

Anything else?

[stupidmammon]

What a mood. I'm with your brother on this one. I'm the second oldest an' like three of my younger brothers are taller than me. Eldest is too.

[ he lets out a soft hum. ]

I dunno, you put me on the spot it's hard to come up with things ya know?

[itsytitsyspider]

My older brother is a dick. It makes me delighted knowing my height pisses him off. Fuckin'golden child.

[Angel huff to himself. Push that thought aside. Turning his attention back to Mammon, he leans forward to rest his hands on his knees.]

Tic-toc, tic-toc~ You got no burnin' questions ya want to ask~? Nows the chance ask Hell's number one porn star deeply personal questions~

[stupidmammon]

You said there was someone in your family you did like didn't ya? What were they like?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Angel's eyes blinked slowly, face softening.]

Ah... yeah... Molly. She's my twin sister. If there was anyone deserving of the name 'Angel', it would be her. I'd do anything for her. Still despite that... she also wound up riotin' in Hell with the rest of my shitty family.

[stupidmammon]

When one goes down, the rest of 'em follow, it seems. She's your twin though? That's kinda cool.

[itsytitsyspider]

Heh, what are you sayin'? I dragged everyone down? Ya know I was the one that kicked it first. O.D.ed on my names sake.

Left Molly alone...

[There was a sad look in his eyes before he shook it off, lifting his gaze with a smirk.]

Can you imagine two Angels? If you think I got great tits, you should see my sis. Though I doubt she would be your type. She's a lot more... spidery than me.

[stupidmammon]

I mean it ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. Luci dragged us all down ya know.

[ He's trying to make a lighthearted joke, hoping it doesn't take the wrong way for Angel. ]

Spidery? Like Crawlin' around on her eight legs spidery?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Angel let's out a little snort.]

Actually you aren't far all. Ya know how I got multiple arms? She has multiple legs and a spider ass that just won't quit.

[stupidmammon]

[ he snorts loudly at that himself. ]

I wonder if I met her if she'd talk the same away about you.

[itsytitsyspider]

Ha! Are ya kiddin'? She's my biggest fan. [Angel laughs, thinking a moment.] Hm... on second thought, she might be your thing. But I warn ya, if you lay a finger on her I will show you I still got my mobster roots, capiche?

[stupidmammon]

No worries there. You're more likely to hafta fight off Asmo than you are me.

[itsytitsyspider]

[Eyes Mammon for a second with a skeptical look. Hmm... well alright then. Angel slaps back on a mischievous smirk.]

Heh, you're probably right. Don't know why I'm so concerned about ya hittin' on my sister when you're soooo in love with me~

[He says in a joking tone.]

[stupidmammon]

[ Instead of his usual flustered face he just laughs and reaches over to elbow Angel playfully. ]

Huh? That's funny, last time I checked you weren't small, plastic, and could fit in my wallet~

[itsytitsyspider]

[Snorts back, flashing his golden fang.]

Weird, thought condoms where made out of rubber, not plastic.

[Angel scoots a bit closer, hands in his lap.]

Before the timer runs out let me leave ya one more little nugget of truth. [Leans in to rest on his shoulder getting right up on Mammon's ear.] Most of my flirty persona is just a bunch of hot air. With you though... it's genuine~

[Let's that simmer a bit before he pops back up wearing an innocent smile like he said nothing at all.]

[stupidmammon]

[ That minute of cool chill attitude Mammon had? It was gone. His face completely went red and the only way he could hide it was grabbing a nearby pillow and completely covering his face.

Yeah, dramatics run in the family. He makes some kind of reply but it was completely muffled by the pillow.]

[itsytitsyspider]

[Angel meanwhile continued to sit pretty with that grin on his face. That was a cute reaction, haha. Leaning foward again, the spider raises a hand to where an ear should be.]

Huh? Excuse me? Did you say something?

[stupidmammon]

You know I'm sensitive there, you big cheat!!

[ He pulls the pillow away from his mouth to embarrassedly yell at him before hiding his face once more. Also knowing he meant his flirting sort of tied into the embarrassment. Angel is too naturally good at this. Even when he wasn't trying. ]

[itsytitsyspider]

[SHIT EATING GRIN INTENSIFY!]

Oh I am well aware where you're sensitive~

[stupidmammon]

[ he gives Angel a big nudge, not actually enough to shove him away, but enough to show just how flustered he was getting. ]

[itsytitsyspider]

[Angel chuckled at the playful shove. It was too much fun messin' with him. Turning around, the spider leans back to rest his head on Mammon's side, his smile fading.]

But no... seriously Mamms... Thanks for everything. [A moment of silence passed before he spoke again.] Shame, you're going to miss me~ Al is going stir crazy without me so I gotta move back in with him for his own safety.

[stupidmammon]

[ That gets a soft laugh out of Mammon. With Angel resting his head at Mammon's side, it made it much easier to ruffle his hair a little. ]

Honestly I was wonderin' when that moron would crack. Mr. I'm a big bad demon but askin' others to protect my pwesious spider demon~ Not that I did it for him, but he was actin' reaaaaal worried when you went missin'

[itsytitsyspider]

Ha! [Angel let out a sharp snort.] Yeah right. He doesn't view me that way, trust me. Smiles just missin' me cause we come from the same place and I can relate to him is all. He acts like he doesn't want people around but I can see that he's full of it.

[Tilting his head up to glance over at Mammon, the starlet smirks.]

So... if ya didn't do it for him, they why? [Bats his eyes teasingly.]

[stupidmammon]

Look it ain't somethin' I say with pride, but as the most empathetic brother, trust me, you both are oblivious as hell.

[ he lets out a soft huff, but when he glances back over to the starlet, his cheeks heat up and he just playfully shoves his hand in his face. Don't look at him with those cute eyes!! ]

Cause you're important.