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[itsytitsyspider]

Yeah yeah, sorry I missed ya. Probably busy doin' hot girl shit. Leave me a note or whatever and I'll get back to you if I care.

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[itsytitsyspider]

See you then babe~
Wear something cute ♡

[stupidmammon]

As if I don't always look cute.

[itsytitsyspider]

Get a look at you.
Brimming with confidence.
Don't let your head get too big or you'll float away.

[stupidmammon]

[ He's a master at the act of confidence, even if it really is all an act. ]

lmao
If I'm gonna float away I better not wear a skirt then

[itsytitsyspider]

Tryin to steal my look Mamms?
You don't got the legs to pull it off.

[stupidmammon]

I feel like I should be offended here, but you're prolly right.

[itsytitsyspider]

You saying your legs are better than mine?

[stupidmammon]

I mean you got more of 'em so obviously not.
But I get modeling gigs sometimes so like I'm not terrible.
I prolly couldn't pull off a skirt tho.

[itsytitsyspider]

A model?
Who knew you were such a star~♡
Shame we don't have a camera.
We could have done our own little private photoshoot~

[stupidmammon]

Not like a professional one or anything
but like ya know when they pick people off the streets to be in magazines?? kinda like that. it pisses asmo off all the time but im like hell yeah easy money.
if ya owned a camera back home you might be able to get it back? we get these weird bauble things sometimes an' you can make a wish at the wishin' well for anything back home!

[ But a private photoshoot with Angel... cough he might be thinkin' about it now... ]

[itsytitsyspider]

It's the curse of being hot, I guess.
No judgement here for making an easy buck.


We can get what? A bauble? And we can get things from home?
I did find an old film camera in the attic of the hotel...
Oh man, the things I could wish for~
Could get some of my toys ♡

[But that wasn't his actual first thought... His Fat Nuggies!!!]

[stupidmammon]

Yeah! Like they just kinda show up near your bed. or at least that's where mine have all shown up! An' ya just go to the wishing well and be like

YO.
I WANT THIS THING

an' just throw it in.

[itsytitsyspider]

You got one?
Whose dick do I gotta suck to get my hands on one?

[stupidmammon]

Honestly? I dunno where they even come from. They just sort of appear when we wake up?? But ya can't steal 'em.




not that i've tried.

[itsytitsyspider]

[Well okay then... Doing to suck all the dicks until something works.]

Hmm...
If I was a bettin' man I'd say there is some dream BS that prevents you from stealing...
But who says we can't try?
For science....

[stupidmammon]

What like.
Go into other's dreams an' try to snatch 'em there?

[itsytitsyspider]

Can ya do that?
Thought you said they appear next to your bed.

[stupidmammon]

I thought that was what you was implyin'!

But I don't think we can.

[itsytitsyspider]

I don't know how any of this shit works, okay?

Just going off from you.

[stupidmammon]

That was a terrible mistake on your part. I'm like the last person you wanna follow.

[itsytitsyspider]

Yeah you probably right. How stupid of me.

The blind leading the blind.

At least you're pretty?

[stupidmammon]

I should be pissed at that, but honestly I'm laughing too hard to be mad.

Guess I got somethin' going for me~

[itsytitsyspider]

Why be mad? You're the one who said it. I was just agreeing.

Yeah, at least ONE. Maybe two things depending on how this date goes. Jury still out on that one.

[stupidmammon]

Ooooi! Give me some credit here! Can't already think it'll suck before it even happens!

[itsytitsyspider]

You sayin' I should set my expectations high? Can ya live up to that, Mamms?

If they are low, I can't be disappointed.