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~~So hey it's been a while~~
~~What are you up to?~~
~~Hey tits~~

[ uuuuugh!!! Why is it so hard to just say hi like a normal person? They were friends (mammon thinks???) so!!!

Because he's the biggest moron sometimes, he doesn't realize his scribbling out can still be read. ]

Yo.

[Imagine his surprise when a message appeared in his journal. Well, fuck him sideways, it really works like a Hellphone. Though... he did know that to some extent, but personal messages? Oh the possibilities. But that was not here or now...

He watched the works magically scribbled on the pages, only to be stretched out.... He does know he can see all that, right? Though it brought a smirk to his face. Cute.]

Hey babe~ Wassup?

-XOXO
Tits ♡

[ . . .

UGH!!! HE COULD READ THAT COULDN'T HE?!

so embarrassing.

So very very embarrassing. ]

Thought I'd bug you
or something
lmao

[Oh yeah, big time. Not that he minded the nickname~]

Did ya now?
I am surprised you messaged. It HAS been a while.
Thought you forgotten about me </3

Ya know I could say the same to you. it's a two way street after all.

[ Although this dumb playful banter of theirs was a relief. He for sure thought that Angel was done with his dumbass. And while that's not that big of a deal, it woulda sucked since Angel was a cool guy. Mammon didn't have many people he'd consider his friends here.]

Were ya feeling lonely?
My bad babe~
Would it make ya feel better to know that I HAVE been thinking about you? ♡

[Really though. There was this situation with a cucumber and it was a whole huge deal. Alastor was less than amused.]

You've been thinkin' about me huh??

Your flattery is already workin'

How could I not after our last encounter?
It's a cherished memory that I reflect upon often when I'm alone~ ♡

[The sexy bits... not the thinking about his personal feelings.]

[ He's not sure if it says more about him or angel, that he starts getting suspicious every time Angel turns up his flirt game.

Probably him, since so many demons and witches try to use him in the devildom. ]

lmaooo
i can't really imagine you're gettin' much peace with that
ya know cause you're livin' with a prude.
or
i think you're livin' with shadows r us??

[Probably wish to be suspicious of his flirting... but not for the reasons Mammon thinks. Usually a deflection from feeling anything real.]

It ain't all so bad.
The shadow bastards are little snitches though...
I like to think of it more as Smiles is stuck here with ME.
But did you message me to talk about Al?
You got business with him?

An' stingy bastards too.
Asked 'em to get me a drink an' they completely ignored me. Like wtf???

Wait no I was tryin' to talk to you!

Really?
They got ME a drink.
Hmm~
Must like me more ♡

Well you got me, babe.
How can I be of service? ♡

STINGY ASSHOLES!
FUCK THEM TOO THEN SEE IF I CARE

[ HUFF!!!! ]

Oh right!
So like.
You prolly ain't know your way around and junk yet. I doubt alastor's shown ya much cause he's a brat.
So Maybe we could hang out or somethin'?

No kiddin'!
He's been avoiding me recently.

[He had no idea why.]

You askin' me out on a date, Mamms?
My schedule is SO busy.
But
I think I can SQUEEZE you in~

Wait? really? Lmaooo flirt with him too hard or somethin'?

[ Mammon almost takes the bait, getting flustered when he realizes Angel probably doesn't even know enough people to have this "busy schedule"]

You'd be so generous? For lil ol' me?

Or something~

[Just going to leave it at that~ Make him use his imagination.]

I've been know to be benevolent sometimes.
I know where I can fit you in.
It's going to be tight~♡

[Yep, totally still talking about schedules. Nothing else.]

[ You know what, he's starting to think he understands just what Angel's been thinking about when he said he's been thinking about Mammon.... cough. ]

So
Does that mean you're game?

[Can you blame him? He hasn't had sex in over a month. The spider has needs.]

You can count me in.
What did ya have in mind?
Or is it a secret?

Nah, makin' it a secret implies it's gonna be somethin' like super mega spectacular or somethin'
Then you're gonna be majorly disappointed if it ain't.

[ And then maybe decide Mammon isn't worth hanging out with...]

But this place does have some pretty good food.
Especially this month!
I heard people were really kickin' up the heat with their cookin' lately.

Oh that sounds spicy.
Should I dress up for our dinner date?
Or lunch?
Whatever time you're thinking.

I mean. I'm not gonna tell ya no.
I just ain't got anythin' fancy myself.
An' since I ain't gotta worry about part time jobs, I'm pretty much free whenever.

The how about a late lunch so it'll be nice 'n dark for dessert~
That is if you're still interested in havin' angel food cake.

[ man is he glad this is through text, because his stupid face was heating up. ]

yeah
that sounds delicious
i mean good!
it sounds good!

Perfect ♡
Mamms
Serious question.
Black 'n strapy or boned and laced?

Huh?

[ is... he picking out Angel's outfit or something else entirely??? ]

Boned and laced???

[Hmm, interesting. Not what he thought he choose but okay! He could have sworn Mamms was more of a black and strapy kind of guy.]

Noted ♡

When shall I expect you?
Like I said.
SUPER busy.

Since you're the one who's sooooo busy
I should show up on your time, right?

[Hmm... point. He needed at least a day to prepare...]

How does Friday sound?
Pick me up at my treehouse around 6?

Sounds perfect.

See you then babe~
Wear something cute ♡

As if I don't always look cute.

Get a look at you.
Brimming with confidence.
Don't let your head get too big or you'll float away.

[ He's a master at the act of confidence, even if it really is all an act. ]

lmao
If I'm gonna float away I better not wear a skirt then

Tryin to steal my look Mamms?
You don't got the legs to pull it off.

I feel like I should be offended here, but you're prolly right.

You saying your legs are better than mine?

I mean you got more of 'em so obviously not.
But I get modeling gigs sometimes so like I'm not terrible.
I prolly couldn't pull off a skirt tho.

A model?
Who knew you were such a star~♡
Shame we don't have a camera.
We could have done our own little private photoshoot~

Not like a professional one or anything
but like ya know when they pick people off the streets to be in magazines?? kinda like that. it pisses asmo off all the time but im like hell yeah easy money.
if ya owned a camera back home you might be able to get it back? we get these weird bauble things sometimes an' you can make a wish at the wishin' well for anything back home!

[ But a private photoshoot with Angel... cough he might be thinkin' about it now... ]

It's the curse of being hot, I guess.
No judgement here for making an easy buck.

We can get what? A bauble? And we can get things from home?
I did find an old film camera in the attic of the hotel...
Oh man, the things I could wish for~
Could get some of my toys ♡

[But that wasn't his actual first thought... His Fat Nuggies!!!]

Yeah! Like they just kinda show up near your bed. or at least that's where mine have all shown up! An' ya just go to the wishing well and be like

YO.
I WANT THIS THING

an' just throw it in.

You got one?
Whose dick do I gotta suck to get my hands on one?

Honestly? I dunno where they even come from. They just sort of appear when we wake up?? But ya can't steal 'em.

not that i've tried.

[Well okay then... Doing to suck all the dicks until something works.]

Hmm...
If I was a bettin' man I'd say there is some dream BS that prevents you from stealing...
But who says we can't try?
For science....

What like.
Go into other's dreams an' try to snatch 'em there?

Can ya do that?
Thought you said they appear next to your bed.

I thought that was what you was implyin'!

But I don't think we can.

I don't know how any of this shit works, okay?

Just going off from you.

That was a terrible mistake on your part. I'm like the last person you wanna follow.

Yeah you probably right. How stupid of me.

The blind leading the blind.

At least you're pretty?

I should be pissed at that, but honestly I'm laughing too hard to be mad.

Guess I got somethin' going for me~

Why be mad? You're the one who said it. I was just agreeing.

Yeah, at least ONE. Maybe two things depending on how this date goes. Jury still out on that one.

Ooooi! Give me some credit here! Can't already think it'll suck before it even happens!

You sayin' I should set my expectations high? Can ya live up to that, Mamms?

If they are low, I can't be disappointed.

But havin' 'em too low is a lil disappointin' doncha think?

Eh, more motivation to prove me wrong?

You did surprise me on the beach so... I'll keep my expectations moderate.

Sound better, babe?

You know what? I'll accept moderate.

Good. That's as high as I'll go.

See you Friday, 6 o'clock. Don't be late~

-XOXO

[ So around Christmas eve, or what Mammon assumes is christmas eve, it's hard to tell in this place... anyway!! Around that time, Mammon had been out of the tree house for most of the day. Angel will find sitting on the bed he had been using a box and if he dared to open it, he'll find a crystal orb.

Carved into the crystal orb was a little piglet looking pretty pleased. (pretend it looks better than the doodle) and if he were to hold the orb he'll feel a surge of magic in the palm of his hands. If he has the orb on him, he'll have something lucky happen to him, but the luck will only be good once before it disappears.

There was no card or anything for who gave it to him though. ]

[Oh, the spider found the gift alright. Curious he opened it to see the tiny little orb. At first he didn't know what the fuck it was but on closer inspection he saw the little piglet carved into its side. What the fu-? Was... was that Fat Nuggets? Now the porn star wasn't the type to get emotional, ~~Ha, that was a god damn lie,~~ but he felt his eyes start to water. That fucking asshole. Angel didn't need a letter to know who was the bastard to leave him this little surprise. It sure as shit wasn't Santa.

Angel didn't care how long it was going to take, he planted himself in the dining room, legs crossed on the stool to wait for the culprit to return home. Though... during his wait, the spider miiiight have done some baking cause sitting on the table behind him was a plate of sfogliatella.]

[ Whistling some dumb tune stuck in his head for the nth time, Mammon slips into the treehouse toeing off his boots. He was coming home with an empty bag and decided to move on into the kitchen, mostly because something smelled really good in there. He froze in place when he spotted the giant spider sitting there, legs crossed.

Shit, that's the same look Lucifer gives him when he knows Mammon snuck out. ]

Ahaha.... hey there~ What's up?

[Oh yeah, when the other demon rounded the corner to see the spider, he was wearing the expression of a wife waiting for their cheating husband. He didn't flinch as he cocked a brow at Mammon.]

What's up? What's up? Is that all ya got to say to me? [With a long leg he hooks his heel around a counter stool, scooting it in Mamms' direction.] Sit your ass down.

[He wasn't asking.]

[ HE KNOWS THIS SCENARIO ALL TO WELL. NEXT ANGEL WILL BE SICKING HIS THREE HEADED GIANT DOG ON HIM!

Mammon lets out the quietest of 'eeps' and sits down on the stool as quickly as possible. If he does what he's asked maybe the 'attack' won't leave him running around the city fleeing from a giant beast. ]

[Once Mammon was sitting, Angel reached up to dig through the infinite void of his titty fluff. It was only a seconds before he pulled out the tiny bauble that a mysterious stranger gifted him.]

Care to explain this?

It. Kinda looks like a crystal ball. Eheh... You thinkin' of takin' up fortune tellin' Angel? I ain't really believe in that kinda junk, but hey I'll give it ago.

[ He clears his throat loudly. ]

Ooooooh mighty Angelous~ What do you see in my future?

I see me punching you if you don't cut the shit, Mamms.

[Angel snorts at him, leveling a piercing stare at him.]

I know it was you who gave it to me. Sure as shit wasn't your brother. Only two people here know about Fat Nuggets. So spill. What is it?

[ Mammon lets out a sheepish laugh, rubbing the back of his neck. It was probably wishful thinking to think Angel would give in that easily to his stupid antics. ]

It's obvious ain't it? It's a gift.

[Some of that heat started to fizzled out as he turned the orb over in his claws.]

... Yeah but..... why?

[ Just going to make him say feelings, isn't he. Mammon lets out a soft sound, looking away as his face heats up. ]

Cause as cheesy and sappy as it is to admit, you're a pain in the ass, but a pain in the ass whos my friend. An' I sometimes occasionally do nice things for my friends. Or whatever.

Geeze who questions gifts?? You should be happy to get somethin'

[This stupid bitch does. No one does anyone something nice without strings attached. There was always a price. But it made the spider's heart twist as he closed a tight fist around the little marble. Shit, he felt himself getting emotional and he did not want Blondie to see him this way if he was trolling around somewhere.

Without explanation, the sinner demon shoved the bead back down his front for safe keeping before he reached out to snatch Mammon's wrist. Jumping to his feet, the spider tugged the other demon after him, leading him to his bedroom. Closing the door behind them, Angel had his back turned to Mammon.]

Get on the bed.

[ Mammon lets out another surprised yelp as he gets dragged off by the giant spider. It almost felt like he was getting taken through a roller coaster of feelings right now? Angel still sounded annoyed, but maybe that was just him putting up a front? Sometimes it was hard to tell with him. he hid his emotions about as much as he himself did.

After getting pulled into his room, he gives the other demon a raised eyebrow before moving to take a seat at the edge of his bed. ]

Alright?

[There was a long moment of silence as Angel continued to show Mammon only his back. Dammit, he felt so lame right now. The spider crossed both sets of arms, taking hold on himself as he sucked in a deep breath. Alright... here we go. Finally he broke the still with a somber tone.]

Mammon... I... I'm not a good person. Hell, you've known me long enough to see that. To be honest, I don't know why you hang out with me. Most days I don't even like me. [Angel's fingers coiled tighter around his arms.] Yet... you have seen how fucked up and twisted my insides are... You've put up with all my bullshit and... you're still here.

[Slowly the starlet turned around and Mammon could see how bright pink his face had gotten. His little eye marks on his cheeks were barely distinguishable hidden in all that rosy tint. For the moment, Angel kept his distance.]

Not a lot of people have done that... Fuck... I can only really think of one other person who has. [There was a beat as the sinner took a step forward, his secondary hands unfolding to take Mammon's hands.] Mamms... Guess I'm trying to say that... you're important to me.

[ What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK??? What gave Angel the right to be so soft and adorable at a time like this?? Mammon couldn't help but smile, even if he was still trying to hide his face. He grabs for Angel's hands and just holds them there. ]

I guess in nerdy ass terms my little brother would understand, I "Unlocked" a pretty difficult social link.

[Yeah... Angel was going to pretend what that meant. The spider was pretty embarrassed as it was. He... He isn't the type of all this touchy feely junk. Letting people in just signed you up for them to hurt you. Angel's brows knitted together as he fought the urge to pull away, to run, to say something shitty to return to some since of normalcy.

Instead, he stared intently down at their joined hands, giving them a light squeeze.]

Yeah well... I don't like lettin' people close. Keepin' them skin deep so they can't hurt you. I've been burnt before trustin' the wrong people. All that flirty bullshit? That ain't me... This... [Angel raised his eyes to look directly at Mammon, brushing a thumb over his knuckles.] This is me... I'm still an asshole, but I want to be real with you. Sorry I didn't get you a gift so... for fifteen minutes you can ask me anything and I have to answer, zero bullshit.

I mean I didn't even sign it. So it's not like I was really lookin' for anything in return.

[ it's less embarrassing as the Avatar of Greed when he tries his hardest not to be found out... cough. ]

But I guess if you really wanna answer questions, I shouldn't really look a gift horse in the mouth, right?

[ he gives Angel a dumb little grin, but now that he was put on the spot what did he even want to ask?? ]

Favorite kind of music, Coolest heist you ever did, If I showed you a picture of my brothers would you say who the hottest is an if you say Luci I'll punch ya, Were ya tall when you were a human? What was it like livin' in the human realm. How spicy do you like your food?

[ Yep. The dumbest questions are what came to mind. ]

[Angel cocked a brow at Mammon. Really? Those are the questions he wanted to ask. Well alright, it was his 15 minutes. Moving to sit on the bed, Angel sat Indian style beside him.]

Woah there, one at a time. [He shakes his head.] I don't know what questions I was expecting but this wasn't 'em. Eh, it's your fifteen minutes. [A beat as he tried to replay the questions.]

My favorite kind of music is jazz. You know my family was in the mob so we pulled all sorts of jobs, though I was the family fuck up so I didn't really take part in heists later on. But I was apart of a sweet bank heist before things went to shit. No promises about your brothers but I think you have a fair lead. I was pretty tall I guess when I was alive. About six feet. Pissed off my other brother who was shorter. Living in the human world was shit, but there were a few good times. And I like my food spicy where it still has flavor and doesn't fry my tongue.

[Takes a deep breath, smirking.]

Anything else?

What a mood. I'm with your brother on this one. I'm the second oldest an' like three of my younger brothers are taller than me. Eldest is too.

[ he lets out a soft hum. ]

I dunno, you put me on the spot it's hard to come up with things ya know?

My older brother is a dick. It makes me delighted knowing my height pisses him off. Fuckin'golden child.

[Angel huff to himself. Push that thought aside. Turning his attention back to Mammon, he leans forward to rest his hands on his knees.]

Tic-toc, tic-toc~ You got no burnin' questions ya want to ask~? Nows the chance ask Hell's number one porn star deeply personal questions~

You said there was someone in your family you did like didn't ya? What were they like?

[Angel's eyes blinked slowly, face softening.]

Ah... yeah... Molly. She's my twin sister. If there was anyone deserving of the name 'Angel', it would be her. I'd do anything for her. Still despite that... she also wound up riotin' in Hell with the rest of my shitty family.

When one goes down, the rest of 'em follow, it seems. She's your twin though? That's kinda cool.

Heh, what are you sayin'? I dragged everyone down? Ya know I was the one that kicked it first. O.D.ed on my names sake.

Left Molly alone...

[There was a sad look in his eyes before he shook it off, lifting his gaze with a smirk.]

Can you imagine two Angels? If you think I got great tits, you should see my sis. Though I doubt she would be your type. She's a lot more... spidery than me.

I mean it ain't nothin' to be ashamed of. Luci dragged us all down ya know.

[ He's trying to make a lighthearted joke, hoping it doesn't take the wrong way for Angel. ]

Spidery? Like Crawlin' around on her eight legs spidery?

[Angel let's out a little snort.]

Actually you aren't far all. Ya know how I got multiple arms? She has multiple legs and a spider ass that just won't quit.

[ he snorts loudly at that himself. ]

I wonder if I met her if she'd talk the same away about you.

Ha! Are ya kiddin'? She's my biggest fan. [Angel laughs, thinking a moment.] Hm... on second thought, she might be your thing. But I warn ya, if you lay a finger on her I will show you I still got my mobster roots, capiche?

No worries there. You're more likely to hafta fight off Asmo than you are me.

[Eyes Mammon for a second with a skeptical look. Hmm... well alright then. Angel slaps back on a mischievous smirk.]

Heh, you're probably right. Don't know why I'm so concerned about ya hittin' on my sister when you're soooo in love with me~

[He says in a joking tone.]

[ Instead of his usual flustered face he just laughs and reaches over to elbow Angel playfully. ]

Huh? That's funny, last time I checked you weren't small, plastic, and could fit in my wallet~

[Snorts back, flashing his golden fang.]

Weird, thought condoms where made out of rubber, not plastic.

[Angel scoots a bit closer, hands in his lap.]

Before the timer runs out let me leave ya one more little nugget of truth. [Leans in to rest on his shoulder getting right up on Mammon's ear.] Most of my flirty persona is just a bunch of hot air. With you though... it's genuine~

[Let's that simmer a bit before he pops back up wearing an innocent smile like he said nothing at all.]

[ That minute of cool chill attitude Mammon had? It was gone. His face completely went red and the only way he could hide it was grabbing a nearby pillow and completely covering his face.

Yeah, dramatics run in the family. He makes some kind of reply but it was completely muffled by the pillow.]

[Angel meanwhile continued to sit pretty with that grin on his face. That was a cute reaction, haha. Leaning foward again, the spider raises a hand to where an ear should be.]

Huh? Excuse me? Did you say something?

You know I'm sensitive there, you big cheat!!

[ He pulls the pillow away from his mouth to embarrassedly yell at him before hiding his face once more. Also knowing he meant his flirting sort of tied into the embarrassment. Angel is too naturally good at this. Even when he wasn't trying. ]

[SHIT EATING GRIN INTENSIFY!]

Oh I am well aware where you're sensitive~

[ he gives Angel a big nudge, not actually enough to shove him away, but enough to show just how flustered he was getting. ]

[Angel chuckled at the playful shove. It was too much fun messin' with him. Turning around, the spider leans back to rest his head on Mammon's side, his smile fading.]

But no... seriously Mamms... Thanks for everything. [A moment of silence passed before he spoke again.] Shame, you're going to miss me~ Al is going stir crazy without me so I gotta move back in with him for his own safety.

[ That gets a soft laugh out of Mammon. With Angel resting his head at Mammon's side, it made it much easier to ruffle his hair a little. ]

Honestly I was wonderin' when that moron would crack. Mr. I'm a big bad demon but askin' others to protect my pwesious spider demon~ Not that I did it for him, but he was actin' reaaaaal worried when you went missin'

Ha! [Angel let out a sharp snort.] Yeah right. He doesn't view me that way, trust me. Smiles just missin' me cause we come from the same place and I can relate to him is all. He acts like he doesn't want people around but I can see that he's full of it.

[Tilting his head up to glance over at Mammon, the starlet smirks.]

So... if ya didn't do it for him, they why? [Bats his eyes teasingly.]

Look it ain't somethin' I say with pride, but as the most empathetic brother, trust me, you both are oblivious as hell.

[ he lets out a soft huff, but when he glances back over to the starlet, his cheeks heat up and he just playfully shoves his hand in his face. Don't look at him with those cute eyes!! ]

Cause you're important.

Oblivious as he-?! [The spider got cut off by a sudden hand in his face and his brows furrowed. Did he just-? Welp, Mammon was getting a palm full of the porn star's spit as he licked his palm.]

[ Mammon makes a flustered sound and pulls his hand away only to wipe it on Angel's shoulder. ]

Keep that up an' I won't say I'll miss havin' you hangin' around!

[Angel cocked a brow at Mammon whipping his hand off on him. Excuse me, did he look like a towel? Besides, swapping saliva wasn't the worst thing that they have done.]

Oh~?

[Rolling over, the spider slowly began to crawl up the other demon's body making sure to deliberately press certain soft parts of his anatomy along the way. Angel paused when he reached Mammon's chest, resting his upon the other as his primary hands were firmly planted on either side of Mr. Greedy's head.]

I thought you said I was soo important. Were ya lyin'~? [Angel's long claws ran through Mammon's silver hair.] You sayin' you're not going to miss any of this?

[ Mammon's eyes close shut and his head leans into angel's fingers in his hair. Damn he was so weak to that. He had to bite back any noises that wanted to slip out. ]

Don't be stupid... course I'll miss ya. You're important or somethin... stop makin' me say embarrassin' things.

Nico di Angelo said you were answering questions about "Pride"?

[Someone has some questions.]

You've come to the right Spider.

How can I do ya for?

Can you explain what Nico meant by "and there are people who dont identify as either male or female".

[He doesn't care about the attractions. This gender thing, however, has him intrigued.]

Jumping straight into the hard questions.

[Not was he was expecting to be asked but...]

You're askin' about gender identity? Hm, how should I put this so its easy to understand...

So ya got two things, sex and gender. Sex is what you're born with, gender is how ya feel. But they ain't the same thing. Like chocolate and vanilla. Some people's favorite flavor is chocolate and they will eat chocolate icecream their whole lifes. Same for vanilla. But some people want a little choco-vanilla swirl~ Or like more vanilla than chocolate. Some people will just say fuck chocolate and vanilla, I want pistachio.

Take me for example. I was born a male and even though I enjoy feminine things, I still see myself as a guy. Though I do love confusing the shit out of people.

I dunno if that clears anything up or not.

I see.

[....eh, he said he was a spider so he's not human. It's fine.]

And for people who weren't born but were created?

Created or born. It doesn't matter.

I've been through both when I think about it. My parents 'created' me when they did the nasty. And when I died I was resharpened into what I am now.

I have a spectacular pair of tits now~ But I still feel the same inside.

[Wanderer did not need to know that at all whatsoever. Why are people like this. He has some regrets.]

I see.

[There's signs of him resting the pen on the page, debating asking any more questions.]

I'm assuming all of this can apply to non-humans. You did say you were a spider.

[~~You're welcome. The sinner was a well of too much information~~~]

Well I'm not actually a spider.

If ya want to get technical, I'm a sinner demon that resembles a spider. Hell's shitty attempt at humor. I was human once upon a time..

Why so many questions about 'non-humans'? You haven't an identity crisis?

I'm not human. I'm

[How in the HELL do you explain what you are when canon only calls you a puppet?]

I'm an incredibly sophisticated and human-like puppet. I think some people might call me an "android", though I've only seen the word used here. I was wondering how these things might apply to someone like me, that's all.

[Ahhhh, that explains it.]

Why wouldn't apply to ya? Regardless of how ya came to be, you are your own person.

So my question to you is how do you feel?

["You are your own person."

Archons, this person doesn't even know him and he's just. Saying. That.

The response isn't going to come for a bit later, after Wanderer has had time to not lose his temper and snap at someone he went to in order to ask questions.]

Like I always have, which doesn't answer your question but I don't know how else to answer it.

[Angel didn't think too much about the delayed response, blissfully unaware he might had said something wrong. Maybe they were just tryin' to sort of their feelings?]

Then thats all ya gotta be.

You don't have to feel like you got to conform to what ever bullshit label people place on ya. Just keep being your fabulous self~♡

I see.

Thank you.

Anytime~

Anything else I can help ya with or was that you're only question?

That was it.

Very dry and straight to the point.

Bet you're fun at parties

Hey Angel. Was taking stock of the office's weapons and noticed a few of em were missing. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

Aw Red~ Why would you suspect that I would have anything to do with that? Cause I'm a sinner? That's profiling.

[Oh yeah, he 'borrowed' them.]

Nah. Happened to notice some of your favorites were missing and it'd be a real shame if someone else took them.

(He is so very sure Angel has them. In which case, he at least knows where they are.)

Borrowed. Taking implies that they won't get returned.

Don't sweat that sexy little six pack of ours. I only took 'em to go find Alastor.

Works for me. Least if you have them, it's kinda like keeping them in stock. Course, if you keep going this long without bringing em back, I might have to penalize you.

Penalize me? HA! What? You're gonna spank me? Put me in handcuffs? Don't tease me with a good time.

Maybe I will. You going red in the face might be enough for me.

Uh-huh. Right Mr. Boyscout.

Excuse me as I call you out on your bullshit. If I remember correctly from the last time, you left me high and dry.

You asked if I was actually up for it when I was real hung up on Lady disappearing. Still appreciate that. But, fair enough. Guess I gotta prove it this time. You got any plans for tonight?

[Wait. What?]

Woah, hold up. Are you... askin' me out Red?

I know, it's the boyscout option. Figure if I'm gonna show you a good time, I ought to do it right.

One fancy dinner for mediocre sex? What kind of cheap whore do ya take me for?

Sure, I woulda done worse for less in the past. But now I got some self respect.

Damn right you do. Anyone tries to take it away, we'll shoot the fuck out of 'em. The shots I had in mind are more alcoholic. Don't think that'll be a problem.

Well, if you're paying, who am I to say no?

When and where Red?

wow ur boss is a peece of wrk

Ah, I see ya met Val.
You don't know the half of it.

i know he druged MY OWL

they were alone fr liek 10 minits!!

i stped in b4 anything cud hapen but yieks

Oh? So Mr. Tits Better Than Mine is here?
I'm glad for ya Red.
But ya better keep an eye on him.
Val don't give up easy.

neethr do i. he doznt get to fuck wit MY PPL

also u shud quit. speeking as the boss of my own compny I feel qualifide to say he's a shit boss

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