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[itsytitsyspider]

Yeah yeah, sorry I missed ya. Probably busy doin' hot girl shit. Leave me a note or whatever and I'll get back to you if I care.

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[stupidmammon]

STINGY ASSHOLES!
FUCK THEM TOO THEN SEE IF I CARE

[ HUFF!!!! ]

Oh right!
So like.
You prolly ain't know your way around and junk yet. I doubt alastor's shown ya much cause he's a brat.
So Maybe we could hang out or somethin'?

[itsytitsyspider]

No kiddin'!
He's been avoiding me recently.

[He had no idea why.]

You askin' me out on a date, Mamms?
My schedule is SO busy.
But
I think I can SQUEEZE you in~

[stupidmammon]

Wait? really?
Lmaooo flirt with him too hard or somethin'?

[ Mammon almost takes the bait, getting flustered when he realizes Angel probably doesn't even know enough people to have this "busy schedule"]

You'd be so generous?
For lil ol' me?

[itsytitsyspider]

Or something~

[Just going to leave it at that~ Make him use his imagination.]

I've been know to be benevolent sometimes.
I know where I can fit you in.
It's going to be tight~♡

[Yep, totally still talking about schedules. Nothing else.]

[stupidmammon]

[ You know what, he's starting to think he understands just what Angel's been thinking about when he said he's been thinking about Mammon.... cough. ]

So
Does that mean you're game?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Can you blame him? He hasn't had sex in over a month. The spider has needs.]

You can count me in.
What did ya have in mind?
Or is it a secret?

[stupidmammon]

Nah, makin' it a secret implies it's gonna be somethin' like super mega spectacular or somethin'
Then you're gonna be majorly disappointed if it ain't.

[ And then maybe decide Mammon isn't worth hanging out with...]

But this place does have some pretty good food.
Especially this month!
I heard people were really kickin' up the heat with their cookin' lately.

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh that sounds spicy.
Should I dress up for our dinner date?
Or lunch?
Whatever time you're thinking.

[stupidmammon]

I mean. I'm not gonna tell ya no.
I just ain't got anythin' fancy myself.
An' since I ain't gotta worry about part time jobs, I'm pretty much free whenever.

[itsytitsyspider]

The how about a late lunch so it'll be nice 'n dark for dessert~
That is if you're still interested in havin' angel food cake.

[stupidmammon]

[ man is he glad this is through text, because his stupid face was heating up. ]

yeah
that sounds delicious
i mean good!
it sounds good!

[itsytitsyspider]

Perfect ♡
Mamms
Serious question.
Black 'n strapy or boned and laced?

[stupidmammon]

Huh?

[ is... he picking out Angel's outfit or something else entirely??? ]

Boned and laced???

[itsytitsyspider]

[Hmm, interesting. Not what he thought he choose but okay! He could have sworn Mamms was more of a black and strapy kind of guy.]

Noted ♡

When shall I expect you?
Like I said.
SUPER busy.

[stupidmammon]

Since you're the one who's sooooo busy
I should show up on your time, right?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Hmm... point. He needed at least a day to prepare...]

How does Friday sound?
Pick me up at my treehouse around 6?

[stupidmammon]

Sounds perfect.

[itsytitsyspider]

See you then babe~
Wear something cute ♡

[stupidmammon]

As if I don't always look cute.

[itsytitsyspider]

Get a look at you.
Brimming with confidence.
Don't let your head get too big or you'll float away.

[stupidmammon]

[ He's a master at the act of confidence, even if it really is all an act. ]

lmao
If I'm gonna float away I better not wear a skirt then

[itsytitsyspider]

Tryin to steal my look Mamms?
You don't got the legs to pull it off.

[stupidmammon]

I feel like I should be offended here, but you're prolly right.

[itsytitsyspider]

You saying your legs are better than mine?

[stupidmammon]

I mean you got more of 'em so obviously not.
But I get modeling gigs sometimes so like I'm not terrible.
I prolly couldn't pull off a skirt tho.