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[itsytitsyspider]

Yeah yeah, sorry I missed ya. Probably busy doin' hot girl shit. Leave me a note or whatever and I'll get back to you if I care.

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[stupidmammon]

[ . . .

UGH!!! HE COULD READ THAT COULDN'T HE?!

so embarrassing.

So very very embarrassing. ]

Thought I'd bug you
or something
lmao

[itsytitsyspider]

[Oh yeah, big time. Not that he minded the nickname~]

Did ya now?
I am surprised you messaged. It HAS been a while.
Thought you forgotten about me </3

[stupidmammon]

Ya know
I could say the same to you.
it's a two way street after all.

[ Although this dumb playful banter of theirs was a relief. He for sure thought that Angel was done with his dumbass. And while that's not that big of a deal, it woulda sucked since Angel was a cool guy. Mammon didn't have many people he'd consider his friends here.]

[itsytitsyspider]

Were ya feeling lonely?
My bad babe~
Would it make ya feel better to know that I HAVE been thinking about you? ♡

[Really though. There was this situation with a cucumber and it was a whole huge deal. Alastor was less than amused.]

[stupidmammon]

You've been thinkin' about me huh??

Your flattery is already workin'

[itsytitsyspider]

How could I not after our last encounter?
It's a cherished memory that I reflect upon often when I'm alone~ ♡

[The sexy bits... not the thinking about his personal feelings.]

[stupidmammon]

[ He's not sure if it says more about him or angel, that he starts getting suspicious every time Angel turns up his flirt game.

Probably him, since so many demons and witches try to use him in the devildom. ]

lmaooo
i can't really imagine you're gettin' much peace with that
ya know cause you're livin' with a prude.
or
i think you're livin' with shadows r us??

[itsytitsyspider]

[Probably wish to be suspicious of his flirting... but not for the reasons Mammon thinks. Usually a deflection from feeling anything real.]

It ain't all so bad.
The shadow bastards are little snitches though...
I like to think of it more as Smiles is stuck here with ME.
But did you message me to talk about Al?
You got business with him?

[stupidmammon]

An' stingy bastards too.
Asked 'em to get me a drink an' they completely ignored me. Like wtf???

Wait no I was tryin' to talk to you!

[itsytitsyspider]

Really?
They got ME a drink.
Hmm~
Must like me more ♡

Well you got me, babe.
How can I be of service? ♡

[stupidmammon]

STINGY ASSHOLES!
FUCK THEM TOO THEN SEE IF I CARE

[ HUFF!!!! ]

Oh right!
So like.
You prolly ain't know your way around and junk yet. I doubt alastor's shown ya much cause he's a brat.
So Maybe we could hang out or somethin'?

[itsytitsyspider]

No kiddin'!
He's been avoiding me recently.

[He had no idea why.]

You askin' me out on a date, Mamms?
My schedule is SO busy.
But
I think I can SQUEEZE you in~

[stupidmammon]

Wait? really?
Lmaooo flirt with him too hard or somethin'?

[ Mammon almost takes the bait, getting flustered when he realizes Angel probably doesn't even know enough people to have this "busy schedule"]

You'd be so generous?
For lil ol' me?

[itsytitsyspider]

Or something~

[Just going to leave it at that~ Make him use his imagination.]

I've been know to be benevolent sometimes.
I know where I can fit you in.
It's going to be tight~♡

[Yep, totally still talking about schedules. Nothing else.]

[stupidmammon]

[ You know what, he's starting to think he understands just what Angel's been thinking about when he said he's been thinking about Mammon.... cough. ]

So
Does that mean you're game?

[itsytitsyspider]

[Can you blame him? He hasn't had sex in over a month. The spider has needs.]

You can count me in.
What did ya have in mind?
Or is it a secret?

[stupidmammon]

Nah, makin' it a secret implies it's gonna be somethin' like super mega spectacular or somethin'
Then you're gonna be majorly disappointed if it ain't.

[ And then maybe decide Mammon isn't worth hanging out with...]

But this place does have some pretty good food.
Especially this month!
I heard people were really kickin' up the heat with their cookin' lately.

[itsytitsyspider]

Oh that sounds spicy.
Should I dress up for our dinner date?
Or lunch?
Whatever time you're thinking.

[stupidmammon]

I mean. I'm not gonna tell ya no.
I just ain't got anythin' fancy myself.
An' since I ain't gotta worry about part time jobs, I'm pretty much free whenever.

[itsytitsyspider]

The how about a late lunch so it'll be nice 'n dark for dessert~
That is if you're still interested in havin' angel food cake.

[stupidmammon]

[ man is he glad this is through text, because his stupid face was heating up. ]

yeah
that sounds delicious
i mean good!
it sounds good!

[itsytitsyspider]

Perfect ♡
Mamms
Serious question.
Black 'n strapy or boned and laced?

[stupidmammon]

Huh?

[ is... he picking out Angel's outfit or something else entirely??? ]

Boned and laced???

[itsytitsyspider]

[Hmm, interesting. Not what he thought he choose but okay! He could have sworn Mamms was more of a black and strapy kind of guy.]

Noted ♡

When shall I expect you?
Like I said.
SUPER busy.

[stupidmammon]

Since you're the one who's sooooo busy
I should show up on your time, right?